@the real lucille bluth

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[@the real lucille bluth @ghoulthots2]

me and my friends would beat him with hammers i can tell you that much

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

for some reason everyone just unironically acts like this now and its so goddamn insufferable

[Dylan @cutieswagusa04]

Knowing nothing does wonders for the nervous system. Don’t check your emails. Don’t ask your mom why any of it happened. Mute him on twitter. Ignore the nutrition label. Have notifications off for everything. Remove your eyes, ears, and nerve endings.

[simon 🦕🛸 @dinogummysaur]

tried to make a joke at the party and nobody reacted and immediately went to talk about something else I felt like this

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: Funding for Planned Parenthood has officially been restored, as Republican ban expires.

[rosie 💜🎀🇺🇳 @tetrarosie]

brexit was likely the worst mistake any country has made in the 21st century

[goq @goqyv]

If i smoke weed and someone keeps talking to me i want to kill myself

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Was getting a little flustered thinking I overcooked the potatoes and my bf goes “potatoes are very forgiving” and it was just so powerful I hope everyone can one day experience the forgiveness of a potato

[ganii @gahhnie]

the chinese are puffing shit i couldnt even fathom

[໊ @taydesire]

tay

[blue @bluewmist]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

i am at taylor swifts wedding and it’s a cash bar

[will ☆ @virgosmallss]

The way i’m physically incapable of doing anything except sit on my phone for 2 hours after getting home from work