alyssa

curiosity killed the cat.

[butta. @buttanyc_]

my girl tellin me she overwhelmed now i’m in the flower store we not havin that

[MATERIAL CHAMO 💳 @K33kss]

Ppl never go into religious psychosis and give away all their money to suffering people or start anything positive just straight to divine bigotry

[cry @lacdkitti]

a man giving you all his attention and babying you is so attractive

[shona @Officiallshona]

Ever since I was a little, I had always known that my role was never to serve a man.

[valentine @valawakened]

You’re so fine you’re making me want to develop a secure attachment style instead of pretending I don’t need anyone.

[x__x @bpdsins]

i want to lick every single one of your teeth individually

[Z H A N É @ZhaneJahnice]

I love a man that does exactly what I tell him!!!😇 #goodboy

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

wake up babe time to be the apple of my eye again

[Sir Niina @_greatest_cuck]

an underrated part of cuddling is listening to someone's heartbeat

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[kayla @kaylitv]

When I reveal my man, just kno I’m living like #this

[polen @polen_ball]

Oh, so I can use "bro" and "dude" as gender neutral terms and nobody bats an eye; but when I try to use "girl" or "ladies" as gender neutral terms suddenly every single man addressed feels the urge to remind me of their gender as if they think I had somehow forgotten??

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

#mytype #necessary

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i love your niche references! are you typically ignored in large groups by any chance

[retard girl @freewavebitch]

Being schizophrenic but the only voices you hear are migos adlibs

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that keeps me in touch with my morals principles and values

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

can't we skip to spooky season already

[alyssa @ghoulyssaa]

I miss brass monkey so bad. don’t worry big mama will be home soon

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

can i kiss your pulse points

[🐾 @pawcide]

trying to accomplish anything feels like spongebob trying to get his license