Chris

frozen pizza enthusiast | (humble) fantasy football champion

[Chris @ghriscreen]

Had a dream I was happy then I woke up sad

[Chris @ghriscreen]

@OrevaZSN Literally a good balance is just offering a hybrid environment and companies don’t even wanna meet us there

[frye @___frye]

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

[Chris @ghriscreen]

@MrAzSports I remember seeing someone try this on the ring giveaway day and they said no; it was awesome

[Chris @ghriscreen]

@MLB comment

[front-ish facing homestar @seralouisee]

timmy turner: everyone in my life is abusing and neglecting me

crocker:

[Chris @ghriscreen]

Crazy how everything we predicted would happen has been happening yet nobody is learning

[Chris @ghriscreen]

@randomrecruiter Got one today then she immediately muted notifications and hopped off for the day like wut

[Chris @ghriscreen]

@esjesjesj @markgadala Bro is that Jason Sudeikis

[Fitzy Mo Peña @FitzyMoPena]

Zoomers realizing they’re getting their own version of “le epic bacon doggo FTW”

[Chris @ghriscreen]

@BurdenBurner Honestly I would rock the shit out of that just for the misspelling

[MLB @MLB]

D-backs, RHP Zac Gallen reportedly agree to one-year deal, per multiple reports including MLB's @SteveGilbertMLB.

[Chris @ghriscreen]

RIP Abe Lincoln you would've loved Guitar Hero

[Chris @ghriscreen]

Guitar Hero kicks so much fucking ass

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Jordan Peele says being Offered the part to play the Poop Emoji was the moment that pushed him to quit acting and focus on directing

[Chris @ghriscreen]

The value of my degree from ASU just skyrocketed

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

A statement from the University of Oklahoma:

[Chris @ghriscreen]

Thanks for coming out 3 days before I graduated and absolutely killing the job market

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Were you one of the first to try ChatGPT?

[Chris @ghriscreen]

@fuxkdrw "I saw it for who it was, not who its trying to be"

[Chris @ghriscreen]

@carson_tk I went to a mf world series game and have nothing to show for it but a screenshot