Egg Stark 🤌🏼

Don't be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

[Egg Stark 🤌🏼 @ghssshh]

Because stocks has to crash from time to time before the CEOS make some calls and say "NOW BUY BUY BUY...." and while average people make some bucks througth the year investing all his hard work savings some insiders make hundreds of millions overnigth thats how market works duh

[Noah @antibearthesis]

Can someone explain to me like i’m 9 years old why $SPCX is crashing right now?

[Guille Martín @Farmaenfurecida]

He pegado un grito con lo del Imaginarium

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Guy who discovered soccer a week ago

[Egg Stark 🤌🏼 @ghssshh]

Que se vaya a clasificar cabo verde y dejar fuera a Uruguay es una cosa....

[Rishitaaa @Dibol68037791]

@stats_feed Just win against SAUDI ARABIA NOW 🌹🌹🧿

[Migue: Magnifica Humanitas Era @CrespoMigue1]

Las elecciones latinoamericanas son esto cada mes.

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

I know it's adorable, but blur my kids face next time

[dominic dyer @domdyer70]

Larry ready to step up

[Reponedor Sobacos @MrSobacos]

"Te recomiendo probar nuestras Bravas Canallitas con viaje picante, 12,60€"

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[Egg Stark 🤌🏼 @ghssshh]

Las que flotan saben nadar

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

Che alguien me explica por qué cuando pones lentejas en remojo algunas flotan y otras se quedan en el fondo???

Las que flotan están muertas o qué ???¿

[Egg Stark 🤌🏼 @ghssshh]

Pues yo no soy terrorista pero le metia un tiro entre ceja y ceja a la tipa está y luego me hacia la cena y dormia como un bebé

[𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐦 @Malcolm_Pal9]

A nurse in Conroe, Texas, walked up to two Muslim women while they were shopping and told them to get out of her country.

[Terreno Viral @terrenoviral]

Grefg, sin dar crédito, publica en stories los impedimentos que le ha puesto la plataforma DAZN para cancelar su suscripción, teniendo obligatoriamente que hablar y dar explicaciones a un agente real.

“Es lo más heavy que he visto con el tema de las suscripciones.”

[Dani Cádiz @CadizDani]

Yo conozco a una chavala que el año pasado abortó 7.000,y en lo que va de año ya va por 4.800.

[Egg Stark 🤌🏼 @ghssshh]

Estas tú que yo soy millonario y por lo tanto libre de la opresión del capitalismo y voy a dejar que el sistema opresor me trate como un esclavo como al 99% del resto del mundo

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨👶 Jérémy Doku could temporarily leave Belgium's World Cup camp to be present for the birth of his son, and the debate has exploded across Europe. 🇧🇪

French journalist France Pierron didn't hold back:

🗣️ Pierron: "Are you seriously telling me these players have sacrificed everything to come to the World Cup, and you're leaving just to cut an umbilical cord? 😳

You're lucky enough to play in a World Cup. It's an incredible privilege, and hundreds of footballers would do anything to be in your position. That opportunity might never come around again in your life.

And you're going to throw it all away just to attend your child's birth?

It's a moment where the father isn't really needed. He has a symbolic role. You hold her hand and take a photo. And then what?

You're going to miss 10 hours, experience an emotional high, and be exhausted afterwards. You can't miss a World Cup.

Some people may have gone into debt just to get to the World Cup, maybe sacrificed everything to be there, and you're leaving to cut an umbilical cord..." 😳

The reaction has completely split fans. Some believe family comes before everything, while others see the World Cup as an opportunity that may never come around again. 🌍

What would you do: stay with your national team or be there for your son's birth? 🤔

[Egg Stark 🤌🏼 @ghssshh]

Que ganas de que nos elimine Arabia Saudi del mundial 4-0 sólo por que el subnormal de Marcos Llorente está en la selección

[CangurSediciós ✯☭ 🇨🇺🇵🇸🇪🇭🇱🇧🇷🇺🇨🇳🇷🇸🔻🦘 @CangurSedicios]

Tenemos de lejos la Selección con más subnormales de la historia de los Mundiales

[Egg Stark 🤌🏼 @ghssshh]

Un 30% de beneficio neto, hijo de la gran puta que coño quieres vender 1 cocacola y tumbarte a dormir el resto del mes?

[katey so pinkꕤ @loverlezza]

gestures that make you more feminine

[Maya Pixelskaya @Pixelskaya]

Buen intento

[El HuffPost @ElHuffPost]

Peinado imputa por error a Begoña Gómez dos nuevos delitos y se ve obligado a rectificar