Giada's Teeth

We're abnormally large and abnormally brilliant. And now we're sentient. Tweet us! This account isn't @GDeLaurentiis, just her dental brilliance. Literally.

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And people thought *I* was unstable...

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT CRAZY LOOKS LIKE? I'VE GOT MARSHMALLOW FLUFF AND THREE FEET OF GARDEN HOSE! YOU WANNA DANCE?

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Hey! Celebrities are perfectly easy to work with! Now give me my money! #smbmsp

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Hey @ProductPoet ... us real people with fake profiles need to stick together! Let's chat! #smbmsp

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As a small business owner, it is good to start out doing your own social media, because you can best set the tone and define the voice of your business... err, restaurant. #smbmsp

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You! Influencer! #smbmsp

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Super excited to be chatting about food at #smbmsp! Wait, I'm not on the panel??

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Hmm ... may have to attend. #smbmsp

[Social Media Breakfast - Minneapolis St. Paul @smbmsp]

Thank you for attending today! Hurry to secure your ticket now for #smbmsp on Nov 30th with a steller #foodie influencer panel @hunger_diaries, @ProductPoet, @EDDmpls, & @baconfatte https://t.co/w5ot65DGHg

[Giada's Teeth @giadasteeth]

Negative vibes for sure! It seems like @caviarandcrayon has a crisis of confidence on a regular basis and she cam't win #FoodNetworkStar if she doesn't shake that. https://t.co/LWraKjj9yB

[Proud American (🇺🇸) @chris_drop]

#FoodNetworkStar the fact that Amy didn't go home shocked me but she did do a little bit better then Palak I feel like Amy if she gets out of her own head she could do really well I can see her hosting her own show she just needs to shake out the negative vibes.🍻

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Hey, just so you know, @firstladyviola, Manny's category was "Easy Entertaining" -- so not brunch. Gotta pay attention. #FoodNetworkStar https://t.co/7kzX9wbTMV

[Connie Viola @firstladyviola]

#FoodNetworkStar I am peaked with your treatment of Manny. First of all burgers are not a brunch food, secondly his attitude turns me off and doesn’t engage me!! Christian is the worst host as he never tastes his food!! You are pushing the MEN!!!!

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That's how you saw this? Not how most of us saw it. #FoodNetworkStar https://t.co/qfjVVUWwHb

[Amy Pottinger @caviarandcrayon]

#FoodNetworkStar Everyone telling me I dont deserve be here... There are multiple eliminations where I also thought I should have gone home. I dont like losing, but I dont like winning when someone more deserving should stay. But it's not up to me, so stop being a dick about it.

[Palak @chefpalak]

Well that an incredible run #Foodnetworkstar @FoodNetwork I’m greatful for the experience and happy I got to cook with people I call friends now! I’ll have more thoughts tomorrow 🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank you for following my journey. I’ll never forget your support. @bflay @GDeLaurentiis

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So, the Star Salvation finale was tonight. My take based on what they showed is that Harrison is coming back to the show, but what do you think? #FoodNetworkStar https://t.co/KjbaOvP3bo

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In Star Salvation, Chef Alex @guarnaschelli talks about a souped up ketchup with sriracha and apple cider vinegar in the first 30 seconds. Take heed, if your ketchup tastes like ketchup. #FoodNetworkStar

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Really enjoyed watching Ree Drummond host @chefpalak. #FoodNetworkStar

[🖤💛 Meredith Leonard 🏈🥳 @meredyleonard]

Voted the wrong lady off #FoodNetworkStar this week. Note to @FoodNetwork: Really enjoyed watching @chefpalak.

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Well, that was *definitely* true on this episode. There must have been something else going on that we didn't get shown. #FoodNetworkStar

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Uh-huh. Just like when they brought back @chefmatthewg last year? #faultylogic #FoodNetworkStar

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If you have a bad presentation and your food tastes like ketchup, that's better than having a bad presentation on its own. #FoodNetworkStar

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Heading home: @chefpalak #FoodNetworkStar

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and ... so the ladies. #FoodNetworkStar