Matthew Rushkoski

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

What are we thinking, yay or nay?

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

When you go to Browns and they give you two cherries in the Cherry Razz.

[Kyle Hughes @_KyleHughes_]

This is incredible

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

@emalieexo Cause the first thing I need once I’ve woken up for a good nights sleep is a nap

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

@emkosinski Lies

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

@TropicalHeating

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

The liquor store down the street from me delivers #GameChanger

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

Arianne: We should get George a pet fish
Me: George is a dog
Arianne: I know but didn't u want ur child to have a pet fish?

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

When your day is off to a crappy start cause you forgot your coffee at home

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

My beard currently has icicles hang from it #winterhascome

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

There's always laughter at a Polish funeral

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

Uber driver:so where are you guys off to? The movies? The library?
Us: No...the bars

[Football Videos 📹 @TopFBVids]

Worst throw of all time candidate https://t.co/mvlNqBoVGN

[My Drunk Story @TheDrunkStory]

Relationship status: drunk

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

When your coworkers put on country music instead of Christmas music

[Matthew Rushkoski @giantgingerdude]

5-3-1 #HTTR