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[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@AtlantaFalcons i am currntlyy driving 85mph on i-75 northbound and if cooper rush comes back out onto the field i am going crash my car intThe highway median

[Official ATLUS West @Atlus_West]

@wombey12

[Official ATLUS West @Atlus_West]

🎉Happy 30th Anniversary, Persona!🎉

Today, September 20, 2026, marks the 30th anniversary of the Persona series!
To celebrate, we’re bringing you the “Shadow Ver.” of the Persona 30th Anniversary Video, originally released this January.
“What if the protagonists had Shadows of their own...?”
Enjoy this special, limited-edition video created exclusively for Persona’s 30th anniversary!
You won’t want to miss it!
#P30th

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Malik Nabers is active.

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

finally unmuted this video for the first time and i can't believe people are genuinely saying this is bad???

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Today is my 27th birthday!

[iris 🖤 @irisketball]

🎯SNIPER IN UTAH - #ThrowbackThursday to Bojan Bogdanovic hitting a franchise record 11 Threes! Is this the GREATEST shooting performance in Utah history ⁉️👀

[Allroy Soho (Smelly Era) @RadFriAllroy]

This is what Twitter feels like

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Cheeky. The search for 'Fortnite Porn' has dramatically increased for one particular reason.

Info - https://t.co/EWB1MS06qB

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[🇨🇴 @PromisedAbysss]

Stalked her roblox account and she was playing a 2 person obby

[Electro Omega @eletrokiddeath]

SIGMUND FREUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

[Tony Stark🌐 @Jax6on]

@CookedbyDaniels @NFL @JaxsonDart @NFLPlus they would post it 5 times but your qb would sue them

[Brick @Brickmastermega]

Trump “could”

[Tmc @Tmc0610]

The seven year old who brought back Dragon Ball Super:

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s time for MLB to institute a salary cap and floor. The current system is ridiculous and ruining baseball.

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more