Jess Sedai

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Today I stuck my finger in a poop diaper, had a giant spider crawl on my leg, and unknowingly washed a load of clothes with a large stick. I’m not ok

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I made the mistake of informing my 3 yo that NYC is a long plane ride away and now she is crying because we can’t go there today and honestly, same.

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So…did they at least get to see the Titanic wreckage before they died? #Titan #OceanGate

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Had knee surgery and can’t walk. @AlphabetMethod is doing everything. I binged Queen Charlotte and now I can’t stop calling him Brimsley

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Today I got a car wash and cleaned my car. I also cleaned up living room rug and couch vomit, car seat vomit, and dog getting in the trash mess. I’ve wiped butts and noses. I cleaned crayon off the floor. I am tired of cleaning. This is what people don’t see when you’re a SAHM.

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@BENTWOOKlE it was a bit long, it made me knee hurt

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Just saw John Wick 4…my first time in a movie theater since 1917…it was most excellent

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50% pooping in pants rate in our house today how’s your Monday?

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Hear me out: a bar cart in hospitals. For the visitors of course 🍸

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@Shann_ME @CooperEarlJones Omg this is old and @AlphabetMethod made me do it

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Dear Hulu, please stop loading “what’s new.” I am only here for Golden Girls

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Businesses that have stopped doing curbside but still have signs and websites offering curbside can fuck right off

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Pro Tip: when you take your kids outside to play in the snow for a bit, make sure the door does not FUCKING LOCK behind you

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@BENTWOOKlE I feel the same way about “Baby up in this Bitch” bumper stickers

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I just went down a mountain in a ski patrol sled, ama

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Hot chocolate + scoop of ice cream + kahlua. You’re welcome.

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Do the Eagles suck or what??????!?!?!!

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I ate pie for lunch

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