Just bombed a joke about avocado toast on stage, and now half the crowd is reaching for their phones to order it instead of laughing. Career Actually, snack! ,
Tonight’s crowd is so quiet I could hear someone’s popcorn hitting the floor from the back row. Y’all here to laugh or just work on your listening skills #StandUpTonight,
[When my group project teammate said "I’ll handle the slides" and turned in 100 unedited cat meme pics with no notes. Guess who’s now the official meme translator ]
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