Robert Shearman

My one flaw is that I care too much.

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Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat. #ButtIDigress

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Sad day, Kenny Baker died. #R2D2 #BeepBeepBeep

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

Master has given America a sock. Master has presented America with clothes. America is freeee!

Happy Independence Day!

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

RETRIBUTION!!! #LGB #WeAllBleedBlue

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Rest in peace, Admiral Ackbar. #itsatrap

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

Today is the 15th anniversary of one of the most gruesome events in avian history. Randy Johnson blew up a bird with a baseball #byebyebirdy

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If you tear a whole in a net, you create less holes than there were before. #mindblown

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New car!!!!

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Amazon should have waited till 7/17/2017, then it would have been an actual prime day. #PrimeDay #PrimeDayFail

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

Don't ever feel bad about the way you look. Even the ugliest potato can become a beautiful french fry.

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

@Oreo I need these in my life again. #bringbackmyOreos

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

Thunder makes me sad. #nothunderbuddy #FUthunder

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

The technical term for a hash tag or pound sign is octothorpe. #themoreyouknow

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Everything will workout if you let it #CheapTrick

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#NamesIWouldNameMyChild Chewbacca

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

Name a food and I will tell you how it will taste better with bacon. #BaconIsMagic

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Life is looking pretty good right now. #GoodTimes

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

Got the day off but now I don't know what to do with myself. #GoodProblemsToHave

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@Sgf_Cardinals Of course this years team would beat the Dream Team...everyone on the Dream Team has to be over 50 by now.

[Robert Shearman @gibsket]

#FavoriteMovieQuotes You pooped in the refrigerator And you ate the whole wheel of cheese How'd you do that? I'm not even mad that's amazing