Bush Wombat Shaman

I say some wild things sometimes but it's just a character piece ✌

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

Playing Silent Hill 2 back in 2002, I always struggled with what this message meant. Now I know, it was foreshadowing my dating life.

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@MccuskerBilly GMC tho 👨‍❤️‍👨💵

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

shout out to the girls that get that paw while operating daily life and don't get mad about it.

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@himandherusa you're gonna catch a paw here and there sorry bout it

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@homelesspimp I work in the heat all day, even drinking a gallon and a half of water a day, my piss is always maple syrup by midday. It's what it is

[Uri Kurlianchik @VerminusM]

You can vote your way into Communism but you have to shoot your way out of it.

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

that's what she said

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

Before you listen to the episode tomorrow I want you to know I’m not racist and im not gay.

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@mattyglesias @CHSommers don't get it

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

if ghosts are real, there would be so many more of them than us. And how come nobody ever encounters ghosts from like 1621? It's always the previous house owner or a mental patient that would be the same age as some grandparents are right now

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@oompaville I really liked the segment of the video where that unnamed dork caught one on the bridge of his nose and had a huge migraine about it

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

Diane Neal in the early 2000's was more of a babe than any current actress.

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Thank you to President Biden for granting me Secret Service protection. And I am so grateful to Gavin deBecker & Associates for keeping me safe for the last 15 months of my Presidential campaign.

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@MaddVladd Bigs is gonna be very upset with this. And I needs my pickle sunflower seeds

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@iamrobothead if terminator didn't do it, you also shouldn't.

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

Saw the gap again today
While you were begging me to stay
Managed to push myself away
But not you, my dear.
♥️ brushy bean

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@oompaville I'm telling you, gotta use the molds from the old creepy crawly machines for us old tops. I'd eat a bug that was made up in a cocaine-fueled marketing meeting any day as long as they taste better than those things did

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@americanturd101 @oompaville I do believe oomp is officially a muckraker by now.

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@PlatoonPod nailed it but I'd expected better Grammer & punctuation coming from a writer. How dare you.

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

@Kevin_R_Elder @NetflixIsAJoke @Shanemgillis I'm am a sick and twizted joker

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

I accidentally got drunk on a Sunday afternoon and then I just had to wonder - why the heck is it always $40 when you order Uber eats?

[Bush Wombat Shaman @gibsoncustom89]

Every dude's middle name is Lee and every girl's middle name is Marie