Gideon Carpenter

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

@DailyLoud Who was the white NBA dude on space jam? I remember thinking there’s no way he’s gonna live another 20 years

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

MGK: BMXXING is chill af

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

@RegaKkittyBits @ALPsooner @nomptonsooner @RealCrazyFight_ You’re not real

[🦄Science & Life🦄 @DrPhuong78]

@elonmusk Mars can wait but planet Earth cannot

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this app was insane back in the day

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

Just try to be decent toward other people

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

I wonder if Jews like me a lil more since my name is Hebrew..

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

Now they’re saying the new hocus pocus is witchcraft 😑 can’t we just all get along?

[rico @somethinglovely]

me creating a playlist

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

I’d be dead without my mama

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

When you turn a dream into a goal it becomes real

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

Go to the doctor so they can give me no information and schedule me 3 more doctor appointments fuck it guess I’ll just die

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

Every dog that lives it’s life in a cage knows what its like waiting for nothing

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

"The world will ask you who you are, and if you don't know, the world will tell you." ~ Carl Jung

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh." ~ Voltaire

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

I’m not alone cause the tv’s on yeah I’m not crazy cause I take the right pills, everyday

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

This song is dedicated to every kid who ever got picked last in gym class

[Gideon Carpenter @gideoncarpenter]

My mom can actually tell me a story six damn times and be so dumbfounded when I stop her mid-story and tell her she’s already told me