Phantasma

You'll realise I was right all along. writer extraordinaire.. check my blog to read my thoughts.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

This photo says everything about our country. If only... It deserves all the retweets it can get. #buhari #fulani #Tinubu #atiku #nigeria #Papaya #oxlade #presidentbuhari #Zenith

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

@LeicesterWrites I tried submitting but couldn’t. Software error. Can this be rectified? Thanks.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

I’m truly sorry that TB Joshua is not alive to witness this. I’m truly sorry that he is either not alive to defend himself or not alive to face the punishment for his crimes. Either way I am truly sorry.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

Dear @gtbank_help please respond to my message. It’s very urgent. Thanks.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇮🇱🇵🇸 Palestinian baby Uday Abu Mohsen was one day old when he was MURDERED by an ISRAELI BOMB.

🚨 His death certificate was issued before his birth certificate.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

@TSDXclusive @PO_GrassRootM Don’t mind them. They are just emotionless animals.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

AI is crazyyy 😂😂🔥 Wizkid, Davido and Burna Boy on Lyno Casino's Baller

Which on is the best??

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Japa curse: I miss my friends.

Last night as I writhed in ear pains, I decided to distract myself with positive thoughts, then I asked myself how big a party we would throw if me and madam decided to have another baby.

I tried to make a list of my friends and how each of them would turn up to slay with their families on the day (as band of brothers that we are). Then it occured to me that roughly 80% of my best friends have already left Nigeria or have plans to leave by September.

That moment, the realization dawned on me: I suddenly realized that I was half-naked, quality-friends wise, and that I needed to be open to making new friends among a list of people I was not familiar with their humble beginnings and stories.

I don't intend to relocate, at least not in the near future but I respect people who see it as a fresh start and an escape from the torments of this country. I'm also very much aware that once people relocate they are starting new lives and prior existing relationships will never be the same again. (time difference, pressure etc).

However, I can't help but wonder: how is it possible that, despite the fact that we are not actively at war, I've lost nearly 80% of my best friends—a list I carefully and meritoriously compiled over a period spanning more than 15 years—to the nefarious hands of immigration, sparked and catalysed solely by wicked and greedy SOBs that we have as leaders and their stupid policies?

Our political ruling class mismanaged our resources and the potential of our brilliant/talented younger population to the point that everything is now unstable, including human relationships. The past is depressing, the present is miserable and the future is bleak.

I appreciate having true friends. I occasionally sit with them, rubbing off on them as they do the same for me. For that reason, I have to make new friends once more, hoping (not that it's a curse) that they are not already in the final stages of their relocation plans and as well praying that they are genuinely beautiful people. This kept me awake for most of the night...

Nigeria, please work in my lifetime. Please.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

@UBAGroup @UBACares i am trying to send money from my account. Please why is the transaction failing?

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

@dahboss_vibez You get “Talk to me”?

[Judeinggg @Jude__oc]

Nolly-Disney 😹😹.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

@WorldRemith Please check your DM. I already messaged you

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

However, to my dismay, my bank failed to debit the amount from my account prior to the implementation of the latest CBN policy. Now, they are informing me that I must start the process all over again, which will take an additional 100 working days.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

the school's deadline for my outstanding tuition fees. Since that time, I have ensured that the sufficient amount required has been in my account, ready to be debited.

[Judeinggg @Jude__oc]

What N🥷🏾ggas in bible stories would look like 😹.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

the school's deadline for my outstanding tuition fees. Since that time, I have ensured that the sufficient amount required has been in my account, ready to be debited.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

you have initiated.

I write to you today to bring to your attention a pressing issue that not only affects me but also a significant number of individuals facing similar challenges. Four months ago, on February 13th, I initiated my FORM A payment process in order to meet

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

However, to my dismay, less than an hour after that call, I received a reply stating that my issue would take another 100 days to resolve. This sudden change in timeline is highly unfair and has only served to increase my frustration.

[Phantasma @gidiurban]

Shortly after my tweet, I received a call from a UBA representative who assured me that my matter would be resolved promptly. I appreciated the proactive response and had hope that a resolution was imminent