Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow

I ran away from my abusive Twitter home (now I just vacation here)
Faith•Family•Friends•Freedom•Food•Football
{Philosophy, Politics, Penn State & Philly sports}

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

1. Sixers (76%)
2. Flyers (28%)
3. Phillies (3%)
4. Eagles (.00011%)

Philly teams in the order I trust them right now, and how much.

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@Brittany_207 I had to go in and delete the + in front of my contacts numbers twice in the past month because it wouldn't show them as being in my contacts in my inbox. As soon as I did that, their names and faces reappeared for a while

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

@JOEL9ONE 1 Cinnamon Toast Crunch
2 Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3 Cinnamon Toast Crunch
4 Cinnamon Toast Crunch
5 Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@Bubola @PetiteNicoco This is how I imagine the pitch zoom call went

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@Brittany_207 I think I need my epi pen just to watch these videos 🤣

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

I need some suggestions of people good at art/tech/t shirt designs

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

You can clearly see that this is from @Not_the_Bee, and yet we still feel the need to remind you that this is NOT THE BEE.

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@Brittany_207 DoggoPlatyBirbChimp

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@Brittany_207 I gave blood yesterday and drank a gallon and my kidneys sent me a thank you letter. Seriously. I felt noticeably different in just one day of slowly drowning myself. But I also feel like a water bed with legs

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@Brittany_207 I'm trying to figure out the equivalency between watching porn and slave ownership.

[libertarian redhead @LibertarianRed1]

The credit score as we know it today was invented in 1989, and it is an absolute scam and abomination.

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@RealMamaEagle My love for him is 3 fold

1. Playing hurt in the Super Bowl and helping us win a title

2. Being a cheat code on Madden if you convert him to TE

3. This interview

[lex @jorilextera]

we, as a society, must come together to end boston sports

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

BRB. Gonna get in my time machine and go try to explain this tweet to the founding fathers

[Washington Examiner @dcexaminer]

.@CynthiaMLummis got a glowing-red-eyes profile picture makeover as she joined in a pro-Bitcoin social media meme.

"Sen. Lummis is a big supporter of digital assets and financial innovation, and the laser eyes are showing that support."
https://t.co/bqP5mKPMCe

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@noahsmom7 Stormy: woohoo! Naptime! I call dibs on the squishy pillow!

Shiloh: lol. K. You my pillow now bro

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@PaineInTheNeck @DudespostingWs

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@SaintRPh Waiting for the "Get a jab, hippie" merch

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

If you pay for spotify you just skip through the ads. It's no problem at all. I don't get the issue. I guess a lot of people use free Spotify. Then sure, it'd be frustrating.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

"Spotify is a terrible experience": Joe Rogan fans want him back on YouTube after Spotify is plagued with ads - Sportskeeda https://t.co/UKrnt1QN7e

[Better Than Yesterday, Worse Than Tomorrow @giftbythebrook]

@RealSkipBayless

When I'm hogging all the (literal) Mountain Dew:

[BrownSkin @BrunusCutis]

Your 7th @ is your Naked and Afraid partner on a deserted tropical island with all the food and alcohol you want.

Go!

[The Amish Posting Their L's Online @AmishLs]

Any day now.