Jon

My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@rednuoPdnuorG The sea and sun will do this to our little furry pals

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@rednuoPdnuorG I saw her near the beach! Doppelganger

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Can't see these things and not think about Jurassic Park, but if it breaks instead of landing near dinosaurs it'll land on a load of angry Greek people

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@dhaveedsc3 Just walk up closer to the bird.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@twentysixbux He's not met him yet. We're in Greece. 😁

[Jon @giftedrascal]

I've named him Dougal and decided he wants to live with us

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@geocon1713 Ha ha hope you're having fun! Weather is meant to be better from tomorrow onwards for us 😁

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@Mikesyabud @JCarnovsky @combatsporrt

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@geocon1713 I'll wave as you pass Kos fury!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@G1rlAb0utT0wn He's ace. Wandered round to everyone meowing for attention. He's the only one I've seen that comes inside. Defo the boss!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@utdmax0 Anelka

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@MimiVonPeach Would save time if she just wrote "he's getting 15 years for raping 2 children" because that's what he did.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@RepMichaelRulli This post makes you feel come across as a fucking idiot fella. There's still time for you to delete it.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@CarolMaps Team! 😁

[Jon @giftedrascal]

I just come to Kos for the cats

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@JoKing365 "I won the mums!"

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Mate just texted me and said "Diego Simeone has the hair of Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe"

I know exactly what he means

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@our_jesse I like to think that this photo is right before he does his drop and roll party trick

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@truthiness2010 Ha ha bloody heavy baby!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

When Lenny was a pup, he wouldn't keep still on the scales, so I'd get weighed, then pick him up, go back on the scales to measure his weight. Incredible that I still have to do this for him.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@lillai23_ He's 44kg now! Basically half my weight! But thinks he's a jack Russell 🐶