Jon

My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@AnotherSapien @lillai23 Absolutely this. Always faceless accounts too. Pure dangers. The only thing they're capable of is ensuring a woman covers her drink if they're nearby

[Jon @giftedrascal]

You can tell when twitter switches you to the for you page as it's full of weird incel types saying "hey grok, change their clothing" type shite

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@_YorkshireRose_ @carlypoo Same here, it was bottles of 20/20, cigs, music, and later vomit!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@justtinders Mine automatically goes to that by default at least 5 times a day. It's maddening

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@CountMoriarty Ha ha it must be broken then cos I've certainly not been liking or RT ing these absolute dangers.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@lillai23 It's a gentle reminder that there are some absolute dangers out there!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@TashP351 In Barney's head it's like this 😁

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@perrigame @idlewildgirl FRANKS AND BEANS!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@liverbird17 Because they're waiting to get on an airplane Cathy. I would have thought that was obvious.

Also mind your business.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@Danny_McMoomins Just a perfect game

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@Brownweasel2 Ha ha ha she's keeping you all safe! 😁

[Jon @giftedrascal]

I remember the days before I could watch telly without a snoring 6 stone puppy drowning out the noise.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@McdadeNicholas Oh definitely not. Doesn't feel like a home without a pet! 🐶

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@Daisyd7gp Oh definitely, he made himself at home from day one!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@TheSammyEra Oh he definitely loves his comfort!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@nicolalalalala Ha ha. Love how he farts then leaves the room due to the smell 🤢

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@twentysixbux He's a massive clumsy oaf!

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@CreativSam2 He love his treats! Non stop this fella

[Finchy @DanFinchy3]

I bet Jordan Henderson clapped

[Jon @giftedrascal]

@Nigel_Farage "The nation"