TheCactic nomad™️

🧔‍♂️🇳🇬Medical Radiographer. Interests: Health | Tech | Business. I believe in the spontaneity of life. Deus est maximus.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My colleague's wife is fond of telling her husband to leave the house during an argument.

The house they live in belongs to her father.

Last month, they had an argument as usual. She got angry, opened the door, and asked him to leave that night.

He packed a small bag and left without saying a word.

Three weeks later, he still hadn't returned home.

Yesterday she messaged him: "When are you coming back home?"

He replied: "When I have my own house."😔

[Sir Eazi @mreazi]

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly 🧘🏿‍♂️

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

There is a video of Africa's richest man saying that he has had to obtain 35 different visas just to be able to travel around Africa. A random homeless drunk from Hamburg who has never held down a steady job has more access to Africa than Africa's richest man on account of the complete accident of German citizenship and ancestry.

That should be the end of the conversation about whether identity or social class comes first. Dangote comes from the highest possible social class in existence on the continent of Africa, but by default he still has fewer movement privileges ON HIS OWN CONTINENT and in the world outside than the lowest born 6-fingered European orphan with Downs Syndrome.

To get the same movement and access privileges as the European retard orphan, Africa's wealthiest human being would have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a foreign passport that gives him what the orphan retard baby born in a brothel in Naples gets automatically at birth for free.

Any African who thinks class comes before race because of something Karl Marx wrote in a book in the 19th century is an adherent of just another goddamn religion. Das Kapital is their holy book, Karl Marx is their deity, and Friedrich Engels is his designated prophet. It's really no accident that people like that react to Lenin, Mao, Deng etc, the exact same way that Catholics and Sunni Muslims react to heretics.

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

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[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

You fit dey vex for me make I no know, i go just feel say you dey go through a lot.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Anytime I remember say my problem no involve pampers I go just happy

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Take am easy, no be only you dey suffer

if you like take am easy, people dey enjoy o.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

See as i con calm
omo money na everything.

[TheCactic nomad™️ @giftedudofa]

Seen.

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

“Hi, I sent you 1 million”
Reply as an ungrateful person

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[︎ ︎ @Mfdpmo]

You ever put a babe through a mattress she begs you mid strokes never to fuck another girl? 😭

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

We cook without asking for money, plan dates, turn up at your place without begging for uber money, gift you occasional but guess who men choose? snapchat and insta baddies😂

[TheCactic nomad™️ @giftedudofa]

Pls shut up

[Super Eagles Supporters Club @official_esclub]

Beating Spain at the World Cup isn't for everyone 👀

[TheCactic nomad™️ @giftedudofa]

Minimum of 5 years gap between us

[‏ً @keaaaaley]

what’s yalls dating age range?

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

you got one more bro? it’s urgent

[TJ @xBitcoin_Teej]

The direct way to invest in your speech is by reading. The book I highly recommend to improve conversations is “How to Win Friends and Influence people.” It’s by Dale Carnegie. It’s maybe $15 on Amazon.

[Osas 👨🏾‍💻 @UncleOsas_]

2,500 for full chicken?
All I can say is that, remember the city was flooded a few days ago sha 🌚

[IDK @IDK]

Nothing better than an attractive woman that’s also a great human being.

[BODE @neverelent]

sometimes, all you just need is a sneaky link that makes you happy. leave love alone

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

None of us knew Vozinha until 2 weeks ago and today he’s one of the most popular GKs on the planet. As long as there’s life, there’s hope. All it takes is one W.