showin off my cute little slut's sexy legs and fat ass today for everyone to ogle knowing they're all fucking mine <3 <3 (ps love the fishnets I need to fucking creampie you so bad)
I hope you’re all happy. I truly fucking do, because you’ll be the only ones who are while everyone is slowly succumbing to cancer, poverty, police brutality and eating the glass shards in their fucking bread. I hope you fucking choke on it.
everyone tried to warn you.
okay so he can lift every regulation for citizen’s safety and quality of life, all in a span of 72 hours, but my party has to get written permission from every single republican in the country to improve even the smallest sliver of everyone’s quality of life. actual supervillain
🚨 Trump has now completely eliminated key regulations restricting the emission of dangerous neurotoxins.
This is expected to lead to food and water being poisoned by pollutants.
and continue to cause more and more damage for his own gain and wealth as much as he possibly can. this is what you voted for dipshits. he threw on his besy businessman smile and promised you all paradise, and now we can’t afford housing, food, gas, or even to live healthy lives.
Kevin Hart gets grilled after revealing he hasn't flown commercial in over 17 years
Interviewer: “You climate criminal. When was the last time you flew commercial?”
Kevin Hart: “17 years ago”
“I don't understand why that's a bad thing. What am I doing wrong? I work during the day”
Interviewer: “Oh, you're the only American that works during the day? Oh I didn't realize that Kevin Hart works during the day”
Kevin Hart: “Yeah. So I mean that's why, because of my schedule and that I need a bed to sleep on the plane”
Interviewer: “You have been so rich for so long”
Kevin Hart: “I don't understand what's happening. What's bad about that?”
WATCH THIS! Engineers storm the stage in protest against Amazon's use of AI in the ongoing 🇵🇸 genocide
"When Amazon employees say something against project Nimbus you fire them!"
Watch how his face drops! He's there to promote AI yet goes into screensaver mode when confronted
Oh 𝐜𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲...do you think you even 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 to see how your boyfriend cheats on you with my perfect pussy?
Make sure to keep the phone 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 and maybe I let you clean up my 𝙥𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙮 after he's done... 💗