B-baka! It's not like I'm writing this will because I care or anything... Just take my stuff when I'm gone, okay?!
To whoever: Inherit all my belongings, but only if you deal with the leftover gas clouds. *pffft* H-hey, that wasn't on purpose! Don't get the wrong idea!
My savings? Yours, I guess... Not that I wanted to leave you anything special! Now go away before I fart again!