RyGuy

If youre following me, you probably know who I am. If you dont, all you need to know is I'm an actor, I'm silly, and...yeah idk why you're reading this

[RyGuy @gigglingfool]

@MadeleinMurphy There’s always the dogfood factory?

[Nick 💿 @n__c__l]

you have sex with a man once and he likes your Instagram stories till the end of time

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Heartbreak is such a heavy word for how I’m feeling about a dude who never met any of my friends, but texted me “I’m obsessed with your cock” for 9 months. We need something less extreme like heart-sprain or fuckboy ouchies.

[rachel yara @bugposting]

it’s so funny when arts students are mean to baristas.. what on earth do you think you’ll be doing in 2-4 years my darling!

[RyGuy @gigglingfool]

@Meadbymead Also that they don’t HAVE to get hit by EVERY enemy shot, they can dodge occasionally

[RyGuy @gigglingfool]

@clownguillotine I love the taste of licorice and mud with hints of sad

[RyGuy @gigglingfool]

@Meadbymead Aiming is cheating

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Being gay is so expensive. Do you even know how much a chaise lounge costs these days?

[Daniel Brennan | 📚 78/100 @DanielJBrennan_]

Me at every party this weekend

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the scene where Bambi’s mother gets shot

[Handsome Bigfoot Ghost @lighterfandango]

Last night a 21 year old told me he was gonna top me all night long, and just hearing it made me want to go take a nap

[dramaturgically it tracks @YasminZacaria]

the WGA and SAG striking side by side

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

Sometimes straight people are the gayest people of all

[RyGuy @gigglingfool]

@Meadbymead Practically unplayable

[Hunty @Huntwherever]

So, how long do we have to wait between taking our prep and fiber?

[RyGuy @gigglingfool]

@anamccnasty How does this literally function #thrifty

[RyGuy @gigglingfool]

@vhscleaner If there are baskets down there to put it in, 20 minutes. If nothing is down there I probably wouldn’t touch it

[RyGuy @gigglingfool]

@clownguillotine Guess your mounting JRBs 13 then

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Find The Thing You're Most Passionate About, Then Do It On Nights And Weekends For The Rest Of Your Life https://t.co/9JJwCPzF9c