Gitte LaWare

I don't always tweet, but when I do, I find myself god damn funny

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

Bitch you live with your parents ...

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

Is it criminal that you plug your ears for all the political things your “roommates“ talk about ....

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

DINOSAUR BUGS

[OG regina phalange @loftmusik_]

I saw a post on fb that said “I’m so scared of bugs a mf could rob me with a centipede” and I’ve never related to something more in my life.

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

Treat her like fucking chocolate because she’s fucking chocolate

[chief @coochiedeclined]

life hack: instead of drinking water eat 36 clementines a day

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

“Ya know what I was wondering the other day? Why....... why is college so hard!?”
-the wise words of @clemedanes

[Tim Caudill @timcaudill20]

One of my favorite ECCA 5th graders ever! So smart BL!

https://t.co/hbAW3E2ZLx

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

YEA THE ALL CATS!!!

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

“People think I’m smart but I’m half smart and I half cheat”
Reilly “I just cheat”

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

I’ll be having quite a few if we don’t get some fucking snow

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

“My nails are too short”

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

*drunk*
“I️ could probably drive cause I would just use my blinkers”

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

Snapple Real Fact #1333: On Jupiter and Saturn it rains diamonds.
get me a one way ticket

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

I️ think my hip popped out of my pocket

[Alyson Van Winkle @alysonvanwinkle]

College is like tubing on the lake on the 4th of July. It’s rough, you’re taking hits left and right, you’re hanging on by a finger, and for some reason you still think it’s fun.

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

I can’t stop sing Baby It’s Cold Outside

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

Truly nothin better. https://t.co/ucoSVhEo9A

[Gitte LaWare @giiitteeelaware]

Good ol yik yak