Gil

Follow me, as I DINK around the country.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

@evergypower how does a stretch of 5 houses lose power consistently on the same night your website is down for routine maintenance.
But, you charge $300+ a month to run our services….

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

@evergypower wtf is your damage. How are are 30 ppl so probably 5 houses without power?? But my neighbors across the street can survive the apocalypse storm and have power??? Not to mention your website is down for routine maintenance conveniently.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

Reason number 20 to love men, their reaction to you getting Botox is “well do you like it?” As if you bought a new pair of shoes. Yes, Scott. I froze my face intentionally because of questions like this.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

I think loosing my appendix made me happier

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

Taylor Swift coming for Carrie Underwood’s Sunday Night Football anthem.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

Making my debut on here again because it’s football season and I whole heartedly believe that there was several other ppl that could’ve subbed out #74 today.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

Putting together an Amazon coffee table is a blue chore. Where are my STEM men at.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

I’m in my Amazon prime.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

Bitches to baby, watcha heard bout me.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

@juliarhys123 Hey me too

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

To all the high class ass that’s too hard to pass. I hate you too.

[Matt Maeson @MattMaeson]

MY NEW SONG RATIONAL DROPS THIS FRIDAY AND IM SAYING THAT IN ALL CAPS CAUSE IM EXCITED 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻PRESAVE HERE https://t.co/arQbGIF7nf

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

@thecblevs Lay down. It’s cold and we’re tired

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

@KingMains #live out of suitcases

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

From someone who has pretty dominant traps, learning you can get Botox injections to tame them is dangerous.

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

Joy is screaming Matt Maeson lyrics with the windows down

[Setema Gali @SetemaGali]

The quality of your life comes down to how much mediocrity you’re willing to tolerate. If you’re good with mediocrity, your quality of life decreases. If you refuse to tolerate mediocrity, your quality goes up.

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Are you old? Or are you this old?

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

Love you patty mahomes 💕

[Gil @gil_schwartz]

Just in time…. @juliarhys123 get your ass in gear babe

[Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Int'l Airport (FLL) @FLLFlyer]

Travel activity has resumed at #FLL, and we are happy to welcome back our guests and employees. #FLLyers are reminded to check with their airline for updated flight times before coming to the airport.