•alyssa•

i think i’m fucked !! ♓︎☉♋︎☾ (she/her)

[•alyssa• @gilberalc]

hey remember when we got married on “twos”-day by two elvis impersonators in vegas? happy anniversary b

[•alyssa• @gilberalc]

i get the ick when i think about the fact that i let you touch me. ugh. i’m so dumb.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

don’t skip your hoe phase it’ll come back and haunt you when you’re married

[•alyssa• @gilberalc]

grow up? idk

[•alyssa• @gilberalc]

the best part is.. i genuinely don’t give a fuck lmao

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Alexa, it’s karma time.

[•alyssa• @gilberalc]

“eating pussy causes throat cancer” says the man who has three nicotine pouches in his lip 24/7

[•alyssa• @gilberalc]

i’ve decided to be “single” forever :) like yeah we can hook up and say i love you but i’ll never be yours.

[•alyssa• @gilberalc]

hey siri play february 15th by hobo johnson

[Roma @Romazehari]

When the delusion wears off and you finally see him for the emotionally unavailable medium ugly guy he is

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

i’m so full of love and rage, very yin & yang of me

[777 @dessszn]

eyesight so bad i almost saw something in u

[•alyssa• @gilberalc]

i’m not a good enough fit for your “future” which makes me not your first choice and uh i’ll be damned if someone just settles for me. sorry babes.

[𝒦𝓎𝑜𝓂𝒾 🌸 @pyttkykomi]

Neurodivergents will be like 'I'm so tired' and then refuse to sleep because they haven't had enough me time after surviving the day.

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Love❤️

[doxie @doxie_gay]

let’s bring back smoking in bars i think we’ve earned it

[໊ @user0000O0]

when you’re having a bad day but then you remember that at least you’re one day closer to death than you were yesterday