Gilbert

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

this is also a joke I’m between 24 and 45 much closer to 24

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

this is a joke I’m 45

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

my boss does this to me every morning and calls me a good boy

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

@noorrbit

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

@pengwyndolin please come home

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

I will find her on X the everything app

[v @allohhomorraa]

A part of me just knows that I cannot find the love of my life on a dating app

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

@btrchkn worried about this also

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

i had never seen a golden hour quite like this

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

boomers love saving $.10 per gallon on gas

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

what planet are you from

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

has anyone seen a cat actually eat a mouse? I just see them showing off they caught the mouse by holding it in their mouth

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

@skitzocat chill

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

@graceswag I invented coke zero but do not have a pussy sorry

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

@vaguepostulator

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

who wants to be flown out to my planet

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

@vaguepostulator wait until 67

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

@vaguepostulator I got you girl

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

some Chinese women asked me to take a pic for them but they didn’t speak English, I took the pic and walked away and they started laughing and speaking Chinese 🫩

[Gilbert @gilbert4923847]

“you’ll never guess what has more _____”

option 1: something with a lot of things
option 2: some obscure thing that clearly shouldn’t have more things but it’s so obvious that it’s the right answer bc why else would they include this as an option