The Real Dr. G

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“You’ve been hitting that vape thing too hard!”

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“What’s wrong with you today? Why are you playing in tune?”

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“Did I tell you I loved you today?”

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Wishing everyone better weather with this majestic gem

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Have you been practicing over break?

Just asking.

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“I can’t flutter my tongue but I can flutter my uvula”

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Happy Holidays from Dr. G and the percussion section to you!

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“Well I didn’t like that but that’s the idea.”

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Stranger: “Sir how are you doing?”
Dr. G: “Well when I was born the doctor slapped my mother.”

[Doane University @DoaneUniversity]

Did you know that you can get a $1,000 grant toward your Doane University education just by taking a visit your senior year? #Doaneuniversity

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“My only chance of having a smoking hot body is cremation.”

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Student: “Sir why is grass green?”
Dr. G: “Photoplankton...I mean Photosynthesis”

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“Ah Illinois, the land of Lincoln and corruption.”

[Doane University @DoaneUniversity]

What a great statistic to recognize as Doane was featured as the number one college in Nebraska with the highest earning graduates!

#GoDoane #EarnYourShield #DoaneUniversity

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Hope everyone has a fantastic, safe holiday today! Rock n roll, ‘Murica

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“That’s the key to my heart. You can tell it is because it’s broken.”

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“My wife if also coming. Who is my better half. Or third, if you’re looking at size.”

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“Hello my large friends back there”

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“There are three types of band directors. Those who can count and those who can’t.”

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“Thin is in. But fat is where it’s at.”