Gilbert

Shit Gilby Says - Flooring Installer with 2 prankster daughters that run this account {we're not laughing with him, we're laughing at him}

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

oh you have that Melvin Kornelsen watch too?

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

what even is that bag?
"it's Coach"
isn't that like a bus line??

[MK @16_kayla]

SETTER Kaitlyn Friesen Volleyball Highlights https://t.co/fN1Wk8Sd28

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

"do you want something from starbucks dad?"
Ahh yes i need my pumpkin spice latte!
#basicgilby

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

nooo don't tweet that, someone's gonna think I'm talking about star trek

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

some people just don't know their force

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

"what do you even buy at Victoria's Secret"
"dad, it's a secret"

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

tired gilby

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

"if you think you're ugly, there is always someone uglier"
DADDDD

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

Happy Birthday to this goof, Gilby 💙

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

what about DeWalt tools?
nah I don't use those, I don't like yellow

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

you have a little gluten on your lip

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

*watching the jets game*
wouldn't you like to sit in the booth with the announcer?
listen to him
look at him

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

do you have some nasal blowing paper?
you mean Kleenex?

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

I can't watch that, I don't understand French
it's not french dad
well DeGrassi

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

*hands me my travel mug*
"is this David's Tea?"
"yes dad"
"make sure you give it to him."

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

*sees spider hanging from web*
"ouu it's making yarn"

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

"ohhHhh that's HIS woman" #GreysAnatomy

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

"Katie you should work at Tim Hortons cause then @Amandafriesenxo can be timmy and you can be horton"

[Gilbert @gilbysays]

"come on Ty lets play footsie"