rach (she/her)

cr; bodies of magic (dwts, period pieces, historical romance, books, and always always shadowhunters)

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

oomfs it is me formerly @/lucieher0ndalds however i’m shifting into gilded age mode… but it’s still me i promise

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

bridgetjack endgame will be mine by episode 6 of this season btw. just in case yall were wondering #TheGildedAge

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@midaeros "do they think of him in a sexual manner" does he know that women were getting homophobic allegations last year for saying they wanted to date him so bad bc he was so hot in wicked. not even bridgerton, WICKED!

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

do you think america knows that if tatyana and jan make it to the finale taylor swift will be in the ballroom #dwts #liesimspreading

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@Tokyo_Gaming_ they should update to contract to have some sort of lifetime gag on partnerships like this. like it’s one thing to be on a podcast where at least there’s a pretense of professionalism but this gets to a point

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

literally in another life this is our s35 runner up couple :(

[sarah 🍓 @taylorwthelays]

:(

[not j*ss is uplifting tatyana ali @itsnotjess123]

Chandler Kinney, you are so fucking classy. LISTEN TO HER!!! #DWTS

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@joenickys @NYgoalieCurse fuck didn’t even consider that but ur right… gotta protect them asap

[Mel ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @AllTooMel31]

this is the best night of my fucking life #dwts

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

blue wave bookended by tatyana saves… and some people want you to believe voting doesn’t matter

[Sonja Morgan’s Intern @housewives_stan]

The way that you can tell by Tatyana’s face she genuinely thought they were going home - TATYANA YOU ARE SO LOVED #dwts

[bri @bribrisimps]

THE PISSING ME OFF FACTORY ACTUALLY MERGED WITH THE ENDLESS JOY FACTORY #dwts

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@kitokitob19 but The Power of True Love,.. it overcomes all

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

thought of a #TheGildedAge bridgetjack vision where he’s courting that upper class girl from the trailer and bridget stops coming over on sundays and jack is distraught so he goes to the van rhijn house to see what’s up and she says “jack i don’t want to disrespect your gf”

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@keenryanti beyond diabolical

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

TATYANA HIVE WE NEVER LOSE

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@edithcrxwley thank u for acknowledging my vision

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

zatanna solo film
established batman film that functions as a dick/robin origin story
green arrow and black canary romance

[ClassicComics @ClassicComics3]

Congratulations! You’ve just been put in charge of DC Films! You have 3 movies to make before Warner Brothers is bought again and the company is reorganized.

What are your 3 movies?

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@jemcordelia james herondale top herondale yearner of all time unchallegenged thus far!!!

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@DaeronTargtower like i think a lot of the power dynamics of the scott/kip relationship get blown out of proportion to villainize them online but like... they did not cut the plotline where scott tries to pay off all of kip's debt for them to still be saying scott has too much power over kip

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@lznsyhjtj my guess would be that either 2027 or 2028 is a double release year -- probably would guess castellane 3 and eldest curses 3 are the same year and she only does one tour!

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@yoncesyoungergf @keenryanti i will give you the brooklyn bridge but that is jacks clock and larry was just lucky enough to be a participant

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

@keenryanti so far everyone just thinks i’m an idiot… something something a woman will be called dumb before she’s called funny

[rach (she/her) @gildedbridget]

commenting this on every sad brooke/connor edit i see #dwts