Emem

La vie est belle 🌼

[Divine @_apex_divine]

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[President Eniola Daniel @UnlimitedEniola]

South African Police chocked, tortured Nigerian Chika Ibe to death
The Nigerian Consulate General in Johannesburg identified the deceased as Ibeh Chika Simon, saying the incident occurred on July 23, 2026.
Police officers assaulted him, with one officer using what appeared to be a polyethylene bag to repeatedly suffocate him.

[Emem @GildedMyst]

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[Emem @GildedMyst]

@Ceefour__ It’ll stop happening when you update the app.

[Emem @GildedMyst]

@SolaTheAnalyst @hackteen At this point, whenever there’s negative press, you can almost guarantee that flag will be there.

[Wale •🦉 @Drwhales_]

For the people asking :

This is a Mortgage Scheme from the FG through - The Ministry of Finance Incorporated Real Estate Investment Fund (MREIF).

Interest rate is 9.75% per annum (far lower than Commercial rates).

Repayment period up to 20 years.

All you need to do is

-• Find a property you’re interested in.
-• Provide at least 10% of the total cost.
-• Provide another amount for Insurance, Bank charges, perfection and other ancillary costs
-• Make a request to your bank.
-• After your bank approves, you continue to make your repayment over the period.

*** For salary earners, you can get 25% of your RSA balance to support your contribution.

[Gabriel👑 @bassey_gi]

you can go to the hospital feeling fine, then they diagnose you of something you never knew existed and from that day henceforth, your life will never remain the same.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

I cried a lot yesterday.

They were happy tears, though.

I’m cancer free and beyond thankful to God.

[Emem @GildedMyst]

@unkonfined Congratulations, and thank You, Jesus! 🙏🏽

Wishing you a life filled with good health from here on.

[Emem @GildedMyst]

@Ceefour__ Make dem tie a handful of ijebu garri to the neck of the plastic bottles as an added bonus.

[Emem @GildedMyst]

@thagem_fr @iOmolawyer It’s looking like you have followed cultist o

[FRESH PRINCE @BlaqBonez]

u dey whine? me that whole heartedly believes i’m the most handsome artist in Nigeria?

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

Where to actually complain when money goes wrong in Nigeria:

• Bank issues → CBN (Central Bank of Nigeria)
(Complain to your bank first, then escalate to CBN’s Consumer Protection Department)

• Investment platforms / brokers → SEC (Securities and Exchange Commission)

• Insurance claims not paid → NAICOM (National Insurance Commission)

• Pension problems → PenCom (National Pension Commission)

• Bank collapsed / failed → NDIC (Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation)
(For insured deposits)

• Loan app harassment, unfair charges or recovery tactics → FCCPC (Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Commission)

Six regulators. Six proper doors.

Most people just shout on Twitter. File formally where the power actually sits.

Save / screenshot this. You’ll need it one day.

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Black people — Microsoft is giving out 20,000 free certification exam vouchers. DP-600, DP-700, DP-800. Your pick. Global eligibility, no cost to you.

[BIG JOE OF LAGOS✌️🇳🇬®️ @JosephOnuorah]

You see office politics in corporate Naija - leave it for South Westerners. 😂

[Emem @GildedMyst]

@TheHN1C I cannot believe how much disrespect fufu, the original probiotic, got from this post.

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

Pt: Dr, anytime I want to climb my wife, I always feel tired

Dr: Do you also feel tired when you climb stairs?

Pt: Yes, Dr

Dr: What about when you walk a distance and do you pant?

Pt: Yes, Dr Small waka I go dy breath fast fast

Dr: Have your legs ever swollen before?

Pt: Yes, Dr

Dr; sir, we have to evaluate the status and function of your heart, kidneys and liver.

Pt: Dr, no b that one Wey carry me come here, just give me something I will take and I can climb my wife well

Dr ;

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[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

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[Tosin Olugbenga @TosinOlugbenga]

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Please apply.

Those looking for US based salaries can ignore

Their time will come.