Giles Corey

Do you More Weight like me?

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Was pressed so I would die a Christian! #jesusismyboi #jesustakethewheel @jesus @TheTweetOfGod

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

You guys want to know my favorite band? The Rolling Stones.

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Getting stoned today #saynotodrugs

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Got so many rocks on me - call me Giles Quarry.

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

The iOS 8.3 update still has no rock emoji. WTF Apple. 0/10 would not Apple again 👎🏻👎🏼👎🏽👎🏾👎🏿 #whatrudoinapple #sad

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Only two followers. You could say I hit #rockbottom

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

@BarackObama didn't follow back yet. That was a crushing blow. #sad

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Unfair fight. @rocks has more weight than me. #funny #mortalkombat

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Want to know why I skip arm day? Because I hate exercises such as the Bench press, the Shoulder press, etc. #legday

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

@rocks Screw you! Your page is depressing and it crushes my spirit. #puns

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Next time you are at the gym, try the Giles Corey workout:
1. Add your regular amount of weight
2. Add "More weight"
#ripped #workout #salem

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Guys, my death was serious! It was a pressing matter! #salem #giles

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Next time you go to a masseuse, ask for the "Giles Treatment".

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Yeah, you could say my fate was "Set in stone."

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Something feels familiar...

[Giles Corey @giles__corey]

Martha asked me to stay. I told her I couldn't HANG around, I'm PRESSED for time.