Giles

Life is PvP

[Giles @gilesinator]

Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called Giles.

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Can George Santos secure @brettgoldstein for my next flick?
I think Brett’s an excellent actor and I’d love to cast him in an upcoming Kevin Smith movie.

[Giles @gilesinator]

@_AndrewEverett Does this count as "can do a backflip"?

[Giles @gilesinator]

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Recap of Starship SN8 high-altitude flight test → https://t.co/n2YPRBXehN

[Giles @gilesinator]

@_AndrewEverett There's a reason you didn't want to join into a tontine

[Giles @gilesinator]

@Lakedarling

[Giles @gilesinator]

At first I didn't like Deep Space Nine, but Quark is growing on me

[Giles @gilesinator]

@Lakedarling Does this work?

[Giles @gilesinator]

I think I should buy some crocs and a cell phone holster. If I'm not getting laid I might as well look the part.

[Giles @gilesinator]

When 18 year olds match with me on Tinder

[Giles @gilesinator]

Every time I read a Greek Tropical Storm name my brain picks up on that part in the Greek Alphabet Song and finishes the song. Some things you don't unlearn.

[Giles @gilesinator]

I matched with a "gamer" girl on tinder last night. So I sent her a message asking what games she plays. I told her we could play a game together as a socially distanced date.

She proceeded to list out 8 different single player games.

I guess I'll go fly a kite.

[Giles @gilesinator]

When she tells you she's a professional budgeter.

[Giles @gilesinator]

@ashleyhuffines I need this info

[Giles @gilesinator]

The only match I got on tinder today...

[Giles @gilesinator]

I saw an ad where they had a fiddle leaf fig in a windowless room so I reported it as offensive.

[Giles @gilesinator]

That's bait

[Giles @gilesinator]

Does anyone on else on Tinder look at the Education/Employment section before the picture?