Dr. Giles Podan

Spiritual teacher, former Shaman, part-time chemist and husband of witch.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

Why are middle-aged men filming themselves walking around the countryside and uploading those videos to the internet?

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

@NickCB2 They've only got a two-seater sofa.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

Last Halloween my neighbours, Eddie and Beryl, tried to attach a big cobweb to their chimney. Unfortunately, Eddie fell off the stepladders and dislocated his thumbs, and Beryl put her foot through the guttering. So this year they’re just staying in and watching Ghostbusters.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

@pwoodnome I've only seen Beryl in the window.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

I painted a recent dream I had about a civilisation of underwater rabbits.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

Just Sit Still.

https://t.co/Q17zx00C5u

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

The reason why you feel tired.
#tired #health #healing

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

It’s sad to see so many spiritual teachers fighting with each other. Yesterday, I saw two of them arguing about psychic activations, and moments later they were hitting each other with Mugwort Smudge Sticks. Unacceptable.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

@BenEdwa63841644 Thank you, Ben Edwards.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

Why are middle-aged men filming themselves walking around the countryside and uploading those videos to the internet?

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

@r_jerrett_uk Thank you, Richard Jerrett.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

Join me to be in the now. But not right now, later (but it will be in the now then).

https://t.co/QYtBljoixU

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I call pears ‘nature’s hand grenades’ because they are often green, shaped like hand grenades, and if you eat too many of them something is likely to explode.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

Although I think the internet is inherently evil, I have recently completed a 'silver surfer' course in how to use it, and will soon be live streaming a live stream of consciousness, quite possibly near an actual live stream.
#consciousness

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

I went astral travelling last night and was disappointed to see so much litter. Please, if you’re going on the astral plane tidy up after yourself! And if you’re taking an astral dog bring some bags!
#astraltravelling

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

Everyone and everything can gain from meditation. Even spiders.
#meditation #spiders

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I am making a ‘Sunday Roats’ today, which is a roast dinner made entirely from oats. This includes roats poatatoats (roast potatoes), carroats (carrots) and everyone’s favourite pudding - jam roatly poatly!

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

Sometimes you can't beat just getting onto the floor and rolling around on your back. And if I'm feeling in a really good mood, I'll open the door, get on my back, and roll all the way down to the shops.
#roll

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

I like to respect all things but also all objects. I even have names for my cutlery, for my pots, for my doors, and yes, even for my taps. These include: Terry Fork, Crazy Brenda the Wooden Spoon, Mr and Mrs Shoe, Hagar the Big Towel, and Flops the doormat.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

You are a wave.

[Dr. Giles Podan @gilespodan]

'Shimmer Skin' recipe:
2oz raspberries
1 cap aloe vera
1/2 tsp flaxseed
1 cup vegan collagen
3 squirts Manuka honey
7 pints coconut milk
2 Brazil nuts
Mix in bath and add water. Get in bath, soak for 20 minutes, rinse THOROUGHLY. Dry body. Clean bath.