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PharmD 👩🏼‍⚕️💊

[gill @gill_obli]

Did my boyfriend start an iMessage Olympic Games to pass the time in quarantine or to absolutely destroy me? Idk you tell me :///

[gill @gill_obli]

Gotta love seeing that my third grade teacher who first got me to start watching the Bengals is still going strong 15 years later 🥺🧡🖤

[Kelly Rippin WLWT @KellyRippin]

SUPER BOWL SCHOOL SHOUT OUTS!
Pure pride from @SHAWNEE_ECS & @LakotaDistrict!
WHO DEY!
@WLWT
#RuleItAll

[gill @gill_obli]

The announcers trying to scream over the Walker Hayes performance with the speakers rIGHT behind them might be the most entertaining part of this AFC championship so far 😭😭

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

SEND THAT TEXT.

[gill @gill_obli]

To the parents I just saw hopping across the crosswalks with their kids like Buddy the Elf: that was quite possibly the purest thing I have seen in a long time aw

[gill @gill_obli]

@BranNguyen15 Mrs. Lamb would be thrilled if the next one is dy/dx

[gill @gill_obli]

What’s Ed Sheeran going to do when he runs out of symbols to name his albums

[Justin Thomas @Chief_Ohio]

⚽️⚽️ Thunderhawk Carly Graham had a brace on senior night! She talks about her pair of goals and playing as a senior with fellow seniors Mia and Maddie! @CBoxSports @lehs_wsoccer @gmcsports @THawkAD @AsstTHawkAD @EAST_HAWKS

[gill @gill_obli]

My sister: almost a college student, in the top 25 of her class
Also my sister:

[gill @gill_obli]

At what age will I stop being asked by the cashier if I’m actually old enough to buy the alcohol I just brought up to the counter 😔 my guess is 27

[gill @gill_obli]

@ca_strahan Oh don’t worry I didn’t, I just laughed 😂

[gill @gill_obli]

*me getting my oil changed for the first time myself*
“Can you pop the hood for me?”
*me blanking and frantically searching for the lever*
“If you clap your hands a couple times it should do it”
So it’s safe to say my dad will be handling my car issues for the rest of my life 💀

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[gill @gill_obli]

@ca_strahan I would like to get away without ever getting pooped on 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[gill @gill_obli]

I’d like to thank not only God but Jesus for protecting me today from the 37 birds that ALL decided to poop on my car at once RIGHT as I conveniently was grabbing my things from the back seat and out of the line of fire

[gill @gill_obli]

@zak101kiss I just laughed I felt so bad 😭

[gill @gill_obli]

My boyfriend’s 5-year-old niece said she had a question to ask me, then whispered in my ear “is Uncle Nate your sister?” I am in tears I cannot make this up

[gill @gill_obli]

Me: holds a whole Zoom meeting talking to someone through the chat because I couldn’t hear her
Also me: doesn’t realize until after the fact that MAYBE I couldn’t hear her because I never even bothered to turn my VOLUME on
How in the world am I going to be a DOCTOR in a year

[gill @gill_obli]

@zak101kiss Wouldn’t be the first time 🤷🏼‍♀️ #7

[gill @gill_obli]

The Weeknd for Super Bowl MVP I said what I said

[gill @gill_obli]

@BranNguyen15 Garbage friend 😔