Gillan “If You Can’t Beat ‘Em” Borum

He/him. Known to be funky like a monkey but not to an absurd level. Friend now? “I’ll hold on to the wings of the eagles / Watch as we all fly away”

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@FacianeA Nope. Most that might happen is I’d go “hmm” and then go on about my day

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@SimonMiller316 From the sounds of it, it’s goodbye @WhatCultureWWE, hello @WhatCultureNBA

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@johnblud There’s a Las Vegas in North Carolina?

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@theDaddyMagic Nice to finally get the official spelling

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@eurogamer STEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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@YNB I’ve seen chunks of hamburger that fell through the grill grate at the beginning of the BBQ, that weren’t as thoroughly and consistently cooked as this “man”.

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@ComedyBangBang Right at the doorstep of Carl, that spineless weasel. And he’ll thank you for delivering them.

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@eurogamer Shadow Raids? That’s the most ambitious move they could have taken

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@danielvankirk @sklarbrothers #DumbPeopleTown

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@danielvankirk @SklarBrothers #DumbPeopleTown

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@SimonMiller316 Not an 11/10? Feel like you’re giving it a low score for the sake of attention, bad form

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@DanhausenAD @AEW @SexyChuckieT @orangecassidy @trentylocks Only Ricky Starks deals in absolutes.

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@Maffewgregg Whaddaya mean dead you ain’t seen nothin you don’t know nothin

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@Rich_Fann @Darksyde32

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@johnblud Tamper young man tamper

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@CholulaConAmor @EFFYlives The WWE Alphaversal Championship

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@HowdyPriceDW @CBPro269 @RJCity1 @DavidArquette It seemed impossible to stay on track with David. I’ve seen six-year olds at a trampoline park that followed guidelines better.

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@johnneh Compared to putt-putt, all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance.

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@AEWonTV @tntdrama Nice upchuck Benedetto

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@CeeHawk But it was prefaced so nicely, with them telling you how you feel about something