gill pickle

joker/smoker/midnight toker

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@crump Hey Matt! I've sent emails and messaged you on IG about an order from you placed on 1/8 (#1547) that still hasn't shipped. I don't want to cancel yet since i'm hoping i can still get my order!

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I just called @GovStitt to demand clemency for Julius Jones. Will you help #JusticeForJulius? https://t.co/MYGM6aLQiv

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Actual footage of the tiny human/alien trying to escape my body 24/7

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So this is how Handmaid’s Tale starts, right?

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Growing a human is absolutely exhausting, I honestly have no idea how people choose to do this more than once.

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Living in the boonies is nice until the power goes out on Saturday and the electric company estimates power will be back by Tuesday night 😭

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If I promise to name my firstborn Panera, what are the chances they would sponsor my pregnancy? What about if the middle name would be “Broccolicheddar”

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Why does everyone hate on the green bean casserole?! It’s all I’ve been thinking about for weeks now 😭

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Did you hear that?!?!?!? That's the sound of buttholes un-puckering across the WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! #46

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Hope my friends had so much fun at their Halloween party when COVID infections are at an all time high and rising!!

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It’s like no one is quarantining or even social distancing anymore? We’re all just going out to restaurants and bars now? And having baby/bridal showers?

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Night number 3 of no sleep. Good thing you have to have marbles first before you lose them 🤷🏻‍♀️

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What a fool I was for thinking my butthole couldn’t clench any tighter #Debates2020

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ugh.

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@jk_rowling Joanne Karen Rowling 🙄 you’ve been acting like a real death eater lately

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@salesforce @SalesforceAdmns @SalesforceDevs @OwnBackup Blatant racism should never be tolerated, especially with a huge platform like yours. Do the right thing and denounce and cut ties with #Solid8 and #MichaelLofthouse

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@jk_rowling what the actual hell joanne NO

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Note to future self: just because your uterus is telling you to eat over half a bag of Twizzlers in one sitting doesn’t mean you should listen to her

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https://t.co/HeqAxy0BIZ via @thedailybeast

"He would not answer questions about the ownership of the property, any relationship he might have with Maxwell, Epstein, or the arrest Thursday morning. But when asked which part of England he was from, he replied, “I’m not.”

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When you’re shocked at the anger and disbelief in science and factual evidence and then you remember it’s 2020 and people still believe the earth is flat 😭