A year or so ago, a ton of internal documents from the Bionicle team at Lego from 2001 to 2009 were leaked. Since they're all Europeans who speak English as a second language, they are hilarious.
Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if I wanted more and I said, “Sure, I’m not driving,” and she didn’t laugh.
I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude
hey! sorry to call so late but i'm at a bar & i'm struggling to explain your vibe to some strangers. could you get down here and demonstrate some of your typical motifs?