gilmore girls script bot

random generated gilmore girls quotes every six hours (seasons 1 & 2). dms are open for submissions!!

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no one has ever made me a chuppah before

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this is the last time i buy anything just because it's furry

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it's called the queen victoria. what did you expect, tea and crumpets?

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oh yeah, get back in your pajamas, go to bed, eat nothing but gallons of ice cream and tons of pizza, don’t take a shower or shave your legs or put on any kind of make up at all and just sit in the dark and watch a really sad movie and have a good long cry and just wallow

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i had no idea that three months was the car anniversary

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it’s dangerous in the car with all the kamikaze deer running around

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oh, what? so i said you look good. we’re not in 5th grade. ‘you look good’, big deal. stop staring at me

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look, what exactly do you want from me? you bring me here to this place, you put me in a school that says the pledge of allegiance in six different languages, two of which i've never heard of before. you take me away from my home, my friends, and now you want what from me?

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like that gay fellow whose tiger tried to eat him

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oh, behold in theaters now, the thing that reads a lot

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wow. someone hit you with a pretty stick

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rune is in the lobby

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what fallout shelter have you guys been living in?

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oh, i'm still waiting for the day when my knowledge of the inner workings of a frog's intestinal system can be applied to my work in the insurance industry

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if you ever want to speak to me again, don't pull that out of my ear

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i never liked him. i don’t know what it was, something about the shape of his forehead or his height or the floppy hair style. actually yes, on reflection i think it was the floppy hair style

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maybe i should just avoid this neighborhood altogether. though my doctor's just down the block. maybe i can get special permission if i'm bleeding from the head

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did you know that golf courses are an environmental blight because of the chemicals they use to keep the grass green?

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i got kissed! and i shoplifted

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lorelai, i want to express my apologies for not voicing my concerns about that floppy haired jerk earlier because if i had—