lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all
Going out of town and my baby said “I don’t wanna go with you mama I’m staying with my daddy” omfgggg finally like lil girl you are not hurting my feelings AT ALL I’ve been waiting for you to say this your whole life
Holy fuck she got him HEATED lmao, he sounded like he was gonna cry when she said "you wanna hold me down so I can't breathe" actual fucking babies these pigs are. Useless little shits
Ngl it’s exhausting hearing athletes break down how their millions “aren’t really millions” after taxes and fees. 40M after taxes is still 40M.
The real issue isn’t the system, it’s lifestyle creep. Nobody told you to live like a king, buy 5 cars, or move with a 10‑person entourage. Modest is allowed.