Gil 🌵

I make a lot of jokes. Some of them are funny. I have a 5 handicap at putt putt. Venmo/cashapp/insta: gilwithonel

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How to squat

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@pheezkneez What can I say? I know who to go to with my Dino takes

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@pheezkneez I believe in Pachycephalosaurus superiority and nothing can convince me otherwise

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Desperados (I know it’s from the wrong show)

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Thread of movies I’ve watched while social distancing:

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Snowpiercer

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Anyways, what’s the answer to this dilemma? I’m not preaching anarchy, I just think the system has fallen from its original purpose. We live in a broken, broken world, and my soul longs for Heaven.

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Okay so corporations only exist to make a buck of people, which isn’t *inherently* wrong (gotta get that cash money and it does provide people with jobs), but the goal of making money leads to:

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The government was founded by “We the People”, but most politicians only seek to serve themselves, not their constituents, who by the way gave them that power.

[han makes art ✨ @hphubbcraft]

Hi I’m moving soon & still out of work without unemployment- it would mean the world if I could just sell TEN coloring books in the next week to help cover the moving costs without tapping into credit lines!!!!
Likes & RTs would be extremely helpful. ♥️
https://t.co/g5lzcUl7Q2

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@AshleeBrianne97 Protectors of the turtles

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Being liked by dogs is a huge flex

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@pheezkneez Yes pls

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Listen I don’t have TikTok because I don’t want Chinese spyware on my phone. I have Facebook because I want good old fashioned American spyware on my phone.

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“I’m really craving a Pepsi right now”
-a psychopath

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@AshleeBrianne97 Riv’s great, by the way