mack 🌸🪩🎀💗

hot, but expensive | @olivifrog fan account

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

i have a thing for mullets and guys that drive chevy sonics

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

"you need to talk to a trusted adult"
"tyler i..."
"tyler is NOT a trusted adult"

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

DEAD BLUE JAY. DEAD BLUE JAY TODAY.

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

"i'm a good odd.....i'm god"

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

trading sex for a korean corn dog...

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

"its those indiana farts"

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

i cant even sit straight

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

"his name was dwight but they called him nike...and he used to dry hump our dining room table"

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

"ever since I started taking Adderall, I started driving jeeps"
"you're on adderall???"

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

mmmmm someone smells like ✨christmas✨

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

"you cant kirk a korean"

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

im so hungry i could eat myself

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

@eternal_swtnr i always thought it was purple......

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

chet michael meyers

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

dave earlhardt

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

when they google it and you’re right

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

"i have a peanut allergy...and a nut allergy"

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

if @CarsonHocevar wins tomorrow, im getting a @Chilis tattoo

[mack 🌸🪩🎀💗 @gimmedatmack]

hack too-ey