balls33™

god mothafuckin damn!

[rude 🛰 @rudesoffice]

in america if your waist is snatched as a man they kill you

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

"Anti-Sysco" is quickly becoming a Reddit-tier opinion

[balls33™ @gimmesumdome]

@Treyarch @IronGalaxy Patch the PC client.

[Oliver Darko @oliver_drk]

I heard of these mysterious people who operate their PC in the living room like a giant console with mini keyboard. It's like witnessing a green unicorn in the wild.

[brandon buckingham @Buckingham_Show]

I almost died and I need your help - I don’t like to ask you guys for anything but I am in a dire situation and this is my only option. I’ve created a GoFundMe to help my family and I in this trying time - god bless everyone who has sent kind messages I really appreciate it.

[t🎃tem guy @hmtotem]

squint your eyes hard enough and the bomb looks like speed

[highprogressive🥂👁️ @highprogressive]

Absolute mad lad actually did it

[dylan @narrenhut]

we get it bro

[balls33™ @gimmesumdome]

@grok *starts dry humping you*

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Plain black cap no logo diabolical

[smunkbub @biggiec58851711]

this but with l4d2 sound's

[prezoh @prezoh]

fuck elon musk, fuck trump, and FUCK BROCKHAMPTON

[balls33™ @gimmesumdome]

arby’s sauce 🔥

[balls33™ @gimmesumdome]

Fun fact: Before every game, Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow routinely inserts a Lovense vibrator in him that constantly stimulates his prostate throughout the whole game. Burrow himself has stated that this puts in a state of mind which he likes to call “Burrow mode”.

[balls33™ @gimmesumdome]

if i was a horse, chances are that i would most likely be horsing around

[balls33™ @gimmesumdome]

bitches on hinge be like “my love language is physical touch” and then proceed to get mad when i ask “can i touch you?!?!? 🖖😝”. really don’t know what their deal is tbh. any tips y’all? i’m just a silly and fun loving man trying to get knee deep in some gash 🤣🤣🤣

[balls33™ @gimmesumdome]

big mac bridge closed due to fire damage??? errrrrmmm ok, i’ll be taking the baconator bridge from now on. thanks obama