ME [SUSPENDED FROM HOOKS AND CHAINS]: you like this too, yeah? like, hurting me is a good time for you?
PINHEAD THE CENOBITE [WINCING]: am I not being enthusiastic? I said all that stuff you suggested
ME [FLESH STRIPPED FROM BONES]: I’d just love to feel like this was your idea
Going to the dentist is such a nightmare because i just found out due to dental trauma from my childhood dentist might be a cause as to why i have so much tooth damage #ohmygod#getmemydentures#seriously#gumjobgrandma
snake and spider hate is so overdone how can you hate any creature in any capacity EXCEPT FUCKING DOGS i HATE dogs theyre loud and slobbery and annoying; the only redeeming quality is loyalty and companionship but i do not like dogs at fucking all. bad owners bad breeds bad rep