do you know how embarrassing life is when you are not a Beer Girl? the utterly humiliating experience of sitting in the pub with a large group of people all drinking some variation of bitter piss and ur stuck up ass is sat there sipping away on a drink with a lime wedge in it?
If your top/first priority after winning the literal national championship is to taunt another player rather than run in the opposite direction to celebrate with your teammates…. Do I need to finish this sentence