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what do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Leia said I only ran away to get attention.

She was very wrong.

I had an important mission.

This ocean wasn't going to stare at itself.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Tips for aspiring Jedi:

1) Don't duel your dad till you're ready.

2) Don't train your nephew.

3) Before you kiss anyone, get a DNA test.

[Luke AKA Che Diaz Stan Account @ELRoseHubbard]

Out of all the honking cars it was your horn that finally got traffic moving and for that I wanted to thank you.