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NOPE✌🏾

[Miss Moraa @miss_moraa62251]

The first sign of generational poverty for a woman is choosing men based on their sexual performances.

[Mwansa Dos Santos🚀Short Stuff @la_mwansa]

Our outrage should be tax holidays given to million dollar corporations... That's where you should get mad. Not poor people just trying to get by.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Hadn’t seen my boyfriend in over a week, and when we finally sat down for dinner, he pulled out a piece of paper and said, “I’ve got so much tea to spill that I wrote it all down so I wouldn’t forget anything.” 😭😂

[Gummy Bear.🧸 @shaun_pandu]

Imagine walking into Pick ‘n Pay & there are no price tags on the goods. Every time you want to know the price of something, a member of staff takes you to the back & whispers in your ear.

That's how silly you look when you say “DM for price.”

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Can we all please wake up and realise that the falling birth rates are actually the CORRECT birth rates. More women are just finally having babies only when they want to, not when they are forced to.

[Star🦋🦋 @maygeminibaby]

By the time Zambian businesses respond ninshi the spirit of impulsive spending has already left my system

[Zizi🌸 @yonwaba_mzizi]

When my competition is someone that will buy him groceries

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

Eating potatoes in all variations.

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

Every happily married woman I know has a husband who's head over heels for her. I think that's the secret, y'all. Leave those nonchalant people alone.

[A$AP WABZZ @__pikachoo_]

He might kill her you guys. I’m so afraid for her.

[tax daddy @nwokeoma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[Unknown African Breed 🇹🇿🇿🇲🇲🇼 @name_is_mwizaso]

Ati Zambians we have lost our culture

1. A Bemba who is an introvert?
2. A Tonga who is lactose intolerant
3. Mu Lozi blesser?
4. An Easterner who doesn't eat mbewa because of allergies
5. A Nsenga who doesn't believe in witchcraft, ati we don't do that here

Let's have order

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

[ℳ𝓊𝓈𝒽𝓎✨💫 Mrs DML(Baby girl) @Nachi_Mushy]

Personally I can't date a guy who thinks public transport is not suffering pantu ni type imona kwati 15 pin is being rich .

[nyx 🖤 @deebayleaf]

Women’s financial independence is core to women’s liberation. A liberated woman is a direct threat to the patriarchy. That is why happy, independent women infuriate weak men, they see their prey escaping, leaving them with nothing but misery and fragility.

[Yolipop @Yolipop__]

Guys, people have parents.

[ree ♱⋆˚࿔ @tomato_jos__]

Getting fucked by a man that hates your boyfriend >>>>

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Single sex schools give many girls something surprisingly rare: the experience of seeing women occupy every level of authority without explanation or exception. Entire institutions run by women. So no one will ever convince me that women are incompetent.

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Seeing your home girl losing herself and crying herself to sleep builds resentment.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Marriages used to last.” Nah bro, your grandma was chained by the ankles.