Last tweet of today as promised
Man Utd could sign ten more players - regardless how big they are…
They’re still absolutely shit at football, have an absolutely shit manager and finished 15th last season - with no trophy or European footy to look forward to
Money isn’t buying you anything this season either. Stay in your lane with the likes of Brentford & Burnley. You’re not big boys on the pitch anymore.
Newcastle are your daddy
The movie of Oasis' new tour will be impressive, the backstage images, the interviews, the rehearsals, the people arriving at the shows, the emotional part of the reunion, I dare say that Oasis will even win an Oscar
⚠️ If any Spurs fan or Arsenal fan tells you Bryan Mbeumo has chosen Utd for wages of £165k a week then let them know Timo Werner is on £165k a week and Gabriel Jesus is on £265k a week. They won’t bother you again
The next time someone asks you "How big is Glastonbury?", a good way to try and start explaining the magnitude of the place would be to show them this clip of the Festival site captured from a hot air balloon 3000ft high in the sky... 🪂🤯
🐦 #BirdsEyeView
📹 Fly Away Ballooning