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darn tootin

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

nobody:
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

“im busy tonight”

me being busy:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

[tim h. @tm_httn]

whoever named toddlers absolutely crushed it those guys are toddlin for sure

[trash jones @jzux]

job interviewer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: oh probably that i am so so so so tired

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Starting on April 21st, adults ages 21+ will be able to legally purchase cannabis and cannabis products without a medical card.

This is a historic step in our work to create a new cannabis industry. Learn more: https://t.co/MsSRlUBPZ8.

[doc shartens @asianbabyg0th]

today is Daisy’s 15th birthday :)

[✿HE/THEY✿ @matrizora]

the more u dig into 70’s music the more u realize literally everything is a sample 😭

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

*after eating 5300 calories of chinese food in 1 sitting* is nausea a symptom of covid

[princess kandi ｡･•*•°★°｡･°*:°☆ @kandikannibal]

this always makes me laugh so hard

[Morgan Holt @Morganholt19]

I hope when I have a family they can have their mama and daddy at every holiday and never have to chose between which one they want to spend it with, because having a broken family SUCKS.

[ʀᴇᴍɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ @notaroper]

when your dog somewhere quiet asf🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[g @ginaramundo]

@nickbrosman what r u doing step bro

[g @ginaramundo]

can we pls bring bullying back

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

happy Italian Heritage Month