No, the devs do not take responsibility for their horrible writing. What needs to happen is that you people who take a video game about cookies seriously need to actually step away. My heart does go out to the minor, but ya'll need to actually step away from the game if you are -
Finally enlisted to be a Helldiver, huh? Good work weenie, but the hard part ain't over yet: you're gonna need to procure a few "samples" for analysis.
Nervous? Don't be - your beefcake Sergeants know juuuuust how to take care of you.
"SAMPLE COLLECTION" is out now on P8treon!