Ginga Snappa

Akron, Ohio. Zen as fuck when I’m not losing my mind. Newest tweets:

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

Boss: What do you do when you’re not at work?

Me: Dissociate.

[skanks @skanks17]

Have the billionaires at the bottom of the ocean tried pulling themselves up to the surface by their bootstraps

[Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart]

I see you're “proudly” patriotic? Well done for being born in a country

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

bruh 💀😂

[. @ItsRyanPuleo]

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees..

Thank you.

[aLittleLeftOfNormal @LeftOf_Normal]

Just a friendly reminder that none of it matters.

[Stap the Mattness @Stap_Jr]

Christmas inflatables are like college kids, full of life at night and face down on the lawn in the morning.

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

I have a feeling some of you are going to be spreading more than just Christmas cheer this year.

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

Downton Abbey is a great show if you’re into cousins marrying cousins.

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

Gen Z:

We’re the enlightened generation… except for that time we ate Tide pods.

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

16 pieces of chocolate is a totally reasonable serving.

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

Moderna’s booster is not for the weak. Aches and pains is an understatement.

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

Im not saying I gained weight during the pandemic, but my phone’s Face ID doesn’t recognize me anymore.

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

At Noon, I switch it up and lay on top of the covers, so technically I’m not “in bed” anymore.

[Ginga Snappa @GingaSnapppa]

Tito’s and lemonade by the pool. I’m going to miss you summer.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

If "COVID isn't real," then why are you taking horse de-wormer meds?

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Considering the amount of house allocated to me to live in, I could totally live in a tiny house.

[Scruffy @UnimpressedWU]

I wish cats had opposable thumbs so they could take selfies.

[Scruffy @UnimpressedWU]

So, I see you like to eat, too.