Horatio Magellan Crunch

Low carb, da hell does that mean

[Horatio Magellan Crunch @gingbucket1]

Man fuck the browns

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

It’s hilarious to see the differences between how Eagles DC Vic Fangio talked about the signings of Adoree’ Jackson and Riq Woolen. 😂

(🎥: @Eagles)

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Can’t do MobLand without Tom Hardy

Shut the whole thing down

[Horatio Magellan Crunch @gingbucket1]

Fuck you @NFL

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

NFL schedule makers hate the Eagles part 2.

- Eagles play the most teams coming off bye weeks.
- They have the 2nd worst rest differential
- Not getting bye after London game like usual

Jordan Mailata on the last part:

"Woooh we're cooked" 😂

#Eagles

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Kentucky Oaks/Derby vibes

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

"I've lost 4 Rolexes hanging out with the Undertaker, that son of a bitch.

I used to get drunk with them and then Curt Hennig roofied me... I woke up one night in Baltimore with two girls. My wallet was gone. My Rolex was gone.

I said, 'Where's my shit?' They said, 'You threw your Rolex in a bowl of spaghetti last night."

What a wild story from the Nature Boy.

[Hogdale @Hogdale_]

I KNOW THEY SUCK STOP FUCKING TELLING ME

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Gerald Green with the greatest windmill alley-oop in 2012 🚀

[Horatio Magellan Crunch @gingbucket1]

😂😂

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Bosco was about to go on the news when his interview was ruined by ICE Protestors setting up shop in the background.

“Why you gotta ruin everything?” - Rico

“No, ICE ruins everything!” - ICE Protestors

[Horatio Magellan Crunch @gingbucket1]

😂😂😂

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Kid gives a blunt answer after a CNN reporter asked him why he was excited about the Artemis II launch.

Reporter: "Why do you want to be here? Why do you love space? Why do you love being a part of history?"

Kid: "We're going back to the freakin' moon, that's why!"

[Horatio Magellan Crunch @gingbucket1]

😂😂😂

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drunk plumber in LA fires off his gun at an apartment complex and his neighbor throws shade at him as he’s being taken away in handcuffs 👀🤣

[Lucky Teter @TheMagaHulk]

Kevin Porter Jr is currently playing for the Bucks.

In 2020, he was arrested after he crashed his car and police found a loaded handgun and suspected marijuana in his car.

In 2023, he was arrested in New York City on felony charges of second-degree assault and strangulation after an alleged domestic violence attack on his girlfriend (WNBA player Kysre Rae Gondrezick).

Reports described her sustaining a fractured neck vertebra, a cut above her eye requiring stitches, and her fleeing into a hotel hallway covered in blood to escape his attacks.

The NBA has no issue with Kevin Porter's behavior, but Jaden Ivey is released for holding Biblical beliefs.

[Jay Bilas @JayBilas]

Bill Raftery has this exact same reaction when he hears “last call” at any bar.

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

You beat your gf and/or kids and its nothing, but you don't bow down to the gay mob and you are kicked out

Massive, embarrassing L by the NBA

[Ben Cary @Ben_Cary_]

Father Stretch My Hands 🤝 Braylon Mullins

[Horatio Magellan Crunch @gingbucket1]

😂😂😂😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Probability of me getting a fair trial if this is how the judge dresses is 0.0%

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Elle Duncan: "Jameis, did you pay for the crab legs?"

Jameis Winston: "I may or may not be plotting to find ways to get some fresh crab legs..."

[Horatio Magellan Crunch @gingbucket1]

Just ruined my day

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Otega Oweh — brother of new #Commanders DE Odafe Oweh — just did this!!

March Madness!!! https://t.co/iZhtenR3dD

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Shaq on Bam Adebayo: "To all the little kids out there, if you've got a chance to break a record, your high school record, and you got a chance to make history, go for it. I'm glad he went for it. I'm glad he got the 83. And I'm happy for Bam." #NBA