Jennifer C

“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” Benjamin Franklin

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Yup

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

PSA— Beyoncé is not my mother.

[Jasmin Laine @JasminLaine]

Canada is one of the few places where when someone goes wrong, instead of criticizing the government for it, they run multi day news cycles about how the opposition reacted to it. Bizarre place.

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

🎯

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Message from America to the EU

[Juno News @junonewscom]

"Mark Carney seems to have a bailout for anyone in the Liberal club of power brokers, corporate insiders, and lobbyists," Poilievre said.

The latest example is his $3.2B bailout for developers in Vancouver that will turn 2,200 empty condos into affordable homes.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Juno News @junonewscom]

PM CARNEY: "The leader of the Opposition doesn't believe in Canada."

POILIEVRE: "We are not going to take lessons on patriotism from a guy who stashes his corporate cash in a tax haven and moves his corporate head office [Brookfield Asset Management] out of this country."

[Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY]

10 years. 10 years. I’ve listened to every Dem & never Trump pundit call Trump, Elon and anyone else who voted Republican a Nazi. And now they line up behind Platner, with an actual Nazi tattoo. Unbelievable.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Only one leader in this group has given his country a recession.

[Kelli_with_an_i @KelliDPowers]

I’ll say it again ….

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

REPORTER: Do you think Canadians blame Carney or Trump for the recession?

POILIEVRE: You mean the fact that we're the ONLY country in the G7 that's in a recession? 🤨

REPORTER: Yes. 🤡

Proof that TDS either stems from low IQ or causes low IQ.

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

Life advice: The guy in a "fuck you" hat would almost certainly pull you out of a burning car if needed. Anybody wearing a shirt mentioning "love" or "kindness," meanwhile, might feign concern while watching you burn to death.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Jennifer C @gingcatson]

@nationalpost @erdocAA Such a loss for Canada but the USA is sure lucky to get him!

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Spencer Pratt: "How about we stop public defecating, clean up the needles, fill our reservoirs, lower crime, and focus on things that matter instead of failed social engineering?"

TMZ: "OMG DID YOU SEE HE ATE AT A RESTAURANT!"

[Elmo @elmo]

Of course, Elmo has @BTS_twt on speed dial! Elmo is so excited to see them soon! ❤️

[TJ Jackson @tjjackson]

💯 I’m sorry you had to go through it with them, Randy. My uncle would vent to us about how awful he was treated by Sneddon and his team. Disgusting. And to learn about a mugshot of an innocent man (who faced a trial and was exonerated of all charges in their district) still hanging on their walls tells you what they are about….and to think they are supposed to protect morality?!! Not okay. Something must be done @FBIDirectorKash

[jay plemons @jayplemons]

Zohran Mamdani: The NY subway will be free.

Spencer Pratt: The LA busses will be free... from urine, feces, stabbing, and attacks.

@spencerpratt "So that's kind of similar. We both have free things for public transportation."

[Q The Storm Rider @Q_TheStormRider]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Recovered footage from a 2004 ABC segment shows Kamala Harris, actively working with the Santa Barbra police trying to destroy Michael Jackson’s life and send him to jail while Donald Trump defended Michael.

Michael Jackson was another victim of Kamala Harris who was later vindicated on all charges and proven innocent.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.