@Official_HUFC Season after season we are served up this rubbish! Built up that we are going to compete and just end up being a bunch of losers who reach new lows.
Things that are more enjoyable than watching Newcastle United:
- Chinese water torture
- Stubbing your toe
- Walking on hot coals
- Being stung by wasps
- Drowning
- Sitting on a cactus
- Having your teeth pulled out with no anaesthetic
- Having kidney stones
- Drinking bleach
- Being kicked in the balls
- 1st degree burns
- Snapping your Achilles tendon
- Getting your limbs cut off
- Being beheaded
- Being eaten by a pack of wolves
- Being hit by a bullet train
- Being boiled alive
- Radiation poisoning
- Stepping on a landmine
- Being skinned alive
- Falling into a black hole
Absolutely mental less than a year ago I was sat watching the man I named my son after score the goal that won us our first trophy in 70 years. Now me and little Dan Burn find ourselves chuckling at this kind of news on a Monday morning
BREAKING🚨: An Asian nail salon owner is blowing up online after completely shutting down a rude Black customer who told him to "go back to your country."
He fired back: "I saw your EBT card. I pay the taxes that buy your food, and you're telling me to go back to my country?"
People are exhausted with this nonsense.